basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(via occupationfangirls)

veganhealing:

whiteandblackstripes:

mostlyjudson:

sassy-spoon:

nerdbird:

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to think it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

oh damn.

oh my god

Baahahaha

(via smoke-2-float)

nglkendall:

Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.

(via weallhavedarkdays)

harrietbathman:

*pays stripper in trident layers*

(Source: harrietbathman.tumblr., via weallhavedarkdays)

iheartfrenchi:

petition for you to not

(via fake-mermaid)